Where else would i have gone this weekend.

So, i watched them do Turner's Gap, and it was pretty cool watching them fight. The cannons were extremely loud, but they made cool smoke rings. It kind of boring halfway through the battle, but it was funny watching the "dead" guys moving around, cleaning their pants, and making themselves comfortable.

They didn't play cards though or have a giant mechanical spider that shoots out nylon webs. I thought Simpsons made everything accurate.

I met Mr. Abraham Lincoln!!! I was star struck, especially b/c he had the prettiest eyes. He wasn't cute..or anything..ew, but his eyes were a pretty icy blue green.

Then i met the black confederate who sounded like Barry White. ..enough said.

Afterwards, i watched 300, which was f-ing awesome and badass. I really wanted to kill someone.

Then i watched Blades of Glory which was hilarious, but everything was just WTF!

so after watching that, i wanted to go ice skating and slit someone's throat with the blade from the skate.

and that was my saturday.